Джером К. Джером. История Первая. Как мы отказались пить реку (from the book «Three men in a boat» by Jerome K. Jerome)
Слова для понимания:
- lock — шлюз
- lock-keeper — смотритель
- spokesman — представитель
- the rest — остальное
- appearance — внешность
- advertisement for the brand — рекламой для этой марки
- pump — колонка
- stomach — желудок, живот
- grieve over — горевать из-за
Jerome K. Jerome. We declined to drink the river (из цикла «Смешные истории на английском языке»)
We found that we didn’t have water and stopped at Hambledon lock. We took our jar and went up to the lock-keeper‘s house to ask for some. George was our spokesman. He put on a smile and said: “Oh, please, could you give us a little water?”
«Certainly,» — answered the old gentleman, — «take as much as you want, and leave the rest.»
«Thank you so much”, -murmured George, looking about him,- «Where — where do you keep it?»
‘It’s always in the same place, my boy,»- was the answer, — «just behind you.»
«I don’t see it», — said George, turning round.
“Why, where are your eyes?” — was the man’s comment as he pointed up and down the river,- «There’s enough water to see, isn’t there?»
«Oh», — exclaimed George, because he understood at last”, — «but we can’t drink the river, you know!”
«No, but you can drink some of it», — answered the old fellow, — «It is what I have drunk for the last 15 years.”
George looked at him and said that his appearance did not seem a good advertisement for the brand; and he would prefer water out of a pump.
We left and got water from a cottage a little higher up. To tell the truth, it was water from the river, too. But at that moment we hadn’t known it. So, we drank it and it was all right. What the eye does not see, the stomach does not grieve over.